There are some moron numbskull jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. We hope you will find these moron little moron puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh. Following is a collection of funny Moron jokes.
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class…
He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand up.
- After a minute, a young man stood up and said, ‘Professor, I didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.’
Please stand up
A professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?”
the big universe
Two friends lie in the tent camping, Jake looking up at the stars and Bill telling him how big the universe is and how small we are
A freshman is talking to the new girl in school
You’ll like it here, he tells her. Everyone is pretty chill, the teachers are all nice, but the principal is kind of a moron. The girl shakes her head no. Good, says the boy as he walks away.
Man tries to open a bank account
Teller asks him: “What’s your name?” “J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh”
- “Oh you stutter?” “No my dad didn’t, the person who did by birth certificate was a complete moron.”
The story of the week
Husband: Do you love me?
An old political joke from Imperial Russia (reign of Nicholas II)
A man yells in the street: “Nicholas is a moron!”. He is taken away by the police on charges of lese majeste (insulting the monarch). He tells the policemen “Please let me go, I meant another Nicholas!”. The police chief replies: “Do not lie. If you said’moron’, you certainly meant the Czar!”
The Tsar is insulted
A man insults the Tsar.
Many of the moron fool jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive.
When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
DIVING WITHOUT EQUIPMENT
Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
- The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, “How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?”
Adam walks into a cafe and orders tea
A waiter brings him a cup of tea, but instead of pouring it out he dabs his fingers in it.
A man calls the receptionist and says “I had an argument with my lover. She is threatening to jump out of the window if I don’t divorce my wife.”
The receptionist replies “Sir, that looks like a personal problem. There is nothing we can do to help you out.”
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